Welcome to my world. You poor poor people...........

Hello good people of Britain, America, Korea and the rest of the inhabitants of the blue planet. As I'm sure you will have deciphered by now my name is Thomas Knight. I'm a white, middle class, teenager from Hampshire in England. Why is it necessary t for you to be bequeathed with this dull and tedious knowledge? If I'm perfectly honest with you. It isn't. But it will allow you to make some prejudices about what I'm going to write about and how exactly I will go about doing so.  Go on have a quick guess now. I'll wait............

*Qi style sirens*NOOOOOOO!!!! No, no, no,no! Minus ten point I'm afraid! . Anything you perceive about me I can pretty much guarantee your wrong, because I am possibly one of the biggest oddballs out there today. What sets me out as such an odd ball I hear you ask? Well, I'm very much sorry to say you shall have to carry on reading my few and far between rants to find out such tit bits of information.